By best, of course we mean awful! But great awful!
If your Christmas cracker joke aren't quite up to scratch this year, give some of these whirl!
Q: What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?
A: Their Masters
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Q: When you cross an aggressive dog with a computer, what do you get?
A: A lot of bites
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Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a Boxer
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Q: What do chemists' dogs do with their bones?
A: They barium
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Q: What do you call a cold dog?
A: A Chilli Dog
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on
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Q: Why do dogs like conjunctions?
A: They just love buts
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Q: What’s the difference between a businessman and a hot dog?
A: The businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants
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Q: What kind of dog did Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound
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Q: Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?
A: They’ve got two left feet