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10 Best Dog Jokes

By best, of course we mean awful! But great awful!

If your Christmas cracker joke aren't quite up to scratch this year, give some of these whirl!

Q: What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?
A: Their Masters

Q: When you cross an aggressive dog with a computer, what do you get?

A: A lot of bites


 Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

A: It was a Boxer


Q: What do chemists' dogs do with their bones?

A: They barium


Q: What do you call a cold dog?

A: A Chilli Dog


Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A: A friend you can count on


Q: Why do dogs like conjunctions?

A: They just love buts


Q: What’s the difference between a businessman and a hot dog?

A: The businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants


Q: What kind of dog did Dracula have?

A: A bloodhound


Q: Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?

A: They’ve got two left feet


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